In the spirit of Zardmas and to all my active Rat Blastards, please enjoy the gift of a Silent Night apparel key from yours truly. I think it will be in your mailbox? I'm not exactly sure how it works. I hope you like what you get when you use the key, because no refunds!
Joyous quasi-religious festival!
Zardmas comic from Oglaf, which is very NSFW, typically, and also very funny, typically.